Poop

Never thought I would have full conversations with adults about poop until I became a mother. That’s what mothers do is talk about their kids when around each other, and most of the time is about their kid’s poop. Yes, believe it or not, poop is a big  topic starter. I’ve seen every single color there probably is and I have smelt them all too. And yet somehow, I still do not have a strong stomach. I can’t even watch The Walking Dead without getting nauseous and yet I have to put up with my child blowing bombs over Baghdad like they’re going out of style. It is all apart of the job of being a parent, it’s not a pleasant one, but someone has to do the dirty work until it is time for the potty training phase.